“I got my stomach doing crunches—usually either Nestlé or Captain” (that is, Nestlé Crunch chocolate bars and Cap’n Crunch cereal) is a jocular statement that has been printed on an ecard. The joke has been cited on Twitter since January 9, 2014.
     
Some forms of the joke are found earlier. “A mere two hours before I talk crunches with @FatLossQuickie http://tinyurl.com/cj228g Not the Nestle or Captain variety” was cited on Twitter on April 29, 2009.
 
 
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DanReinhold
‏@DanReinhold
A mere two hours before I talk crunches with @FatLossQuickie http://tinyurl.com/cj228g Not the Nestle or Captain variety.
9:56 AM - 29 Apr 2009
 
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Chris Illuminati
‏@chrisilluminati
I do 1000 crunches a day. Usually either Nestle or Captain
6:25 PM - 14 Dec 2013
     
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Reverend Scott
‏@Reverend_Scott
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday.

Usually either Nestlé or Captain.
3:01 PM - 9 Jan 2014
 
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Jennifer Adams‎ Swagbucks
January 9, 2014 ·
7/dubs for “I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.” (From a comedy page I subscribe to.) Blue goal made, at least.
 
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Christopher Karpiak
‏@illusionfx
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday…
*Usually either Nestlé or Cap’n.
6:50 PM - 10 Jan 2014
 
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January 10, 2014 ·
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
 
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Sarcasm Machine
‏@Sarcasm_Machine
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
9:16 AM - 20 Jan 2014
 
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I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
July 14, 2014