A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?"/"It tocked too much.” (12/8)
“Hangovers are temporary. Memories are forever” (12/8)
“Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever” (12/8)
“Sign in a local hospital: ‘From all of us here at the Dermotology Department - Merry Eczemas‘“ (12/8)
“Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!” (joke) (12/8)
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Entry from December 21, 2017
“I got so drunk last night, I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car”

Entry in progress—B.P.

Twitter
Sawyer Stone‏
@FuckinnShit
i sooooooo wasted I don’t kno if I found some keys or lost a car
2:19 PM - 26 Sep 2013

Twitter
Ryan‏
@RyanGoodyer
I’m so wasted I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car…
11:19 AM - 28 Sep 2013

Twitter
Thom‏
@_ThomGlassar_
“Im so drunk I dont know if I found some keys or lost a car”
12:51 PM - 30 Sep 2013 from Liverpool, England

Reddit—Oneliners
I got so drunk last night, I don’t know if I found some keys or lost a car.
submitted December 21, 2017 by madazzahatter
COMMENTS
TzeroJah0
I’m so busy I’m not sure if I’ve just found a rope or lost a horse

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, December 21, 2017 • Permalink