"I got so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest” is a jocular saying that as been printed on many images.
“Last night I was so drunk when I walked to the bar over the dance floor for another drink, I won the dance competition” was posted on Twitter by funny humour on April 24, 2010.
“Last night I was so drunk when I walked over the dance floor to get to the bar, I won the dance contest!... Smh” was posted on Twitter by MizErica2u on April 24, 2010. “I got so drunk last night when crossed the dance floor on my way to the bar I won the dance contest...” was posted on Twitter by Cosmic Dreamer on July 4, 2010.
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funny humour
@funnyhumour
Last night I was so drunk when I walked to the bar over the dance floor for another drink, I won the dance competition.
5:56 AM · Apr 24, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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MizErica2u
@BeautyNtheBeast
Last night I was so drunk when I walked over the dance floor to get to the bar, I won the dance contest!... Smh
11:19 AM · Apr 24, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Cosmic Dreamer
@Cosmic_Dreamer
I got so drunk last night when crossed the dance floor on my way to the bar I won the dance contest…
7:43 AM · Jul 4, 2010·Twitter SMS
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Aaron Headly
@jonniebgoad
I got so drunk last night, that while crossing the dance floor, to get to the bar for another drink, I apparently won the dance contest?
10:34 AM · Sep 21, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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UNKNOWN
@Marcus_WinsBAMN
I was so drunk last night at #LIVonSunday when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink I won a dance contest
9:07 PM · Jul 30, 2012·Plume for Android
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Nyambura Mwangi
@AndyIntense
My pal was so drunk last night that when he walked across the dance floor to go the the restroom, he won a dance contest.
2:49 AM · Nov 18, 2012·erased1356041
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Randy Marsh 🇺🇸
@Stans_Dad
I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and I won the dance contest.
2:23 PM · Dec 30, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
Google Books
Title I Got So Drunk Last Night, I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink and Won the Dance Contest: Funny Sarcastic Coworker Journal - Blank Lined Gift Notebook
Author Sarcastic Sayings Publishing
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1697212816, 9781697212815
Length 122 pages
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QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
I got so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest!
10:20 AM · Oct 9, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
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QT@Anon 🌟🌟🌟
@QTAnon1
I got so drunk last night, I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest!
9:53 PM · Feb 7, 2020·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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