The Big Apple: “I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money”

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Entry from October 16, 2017

“I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money”

The board game Monopoly has fake money, called “Monopoly money.” A joke is:

“I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on April 23, 2013., and has been printed on several images.

Wikipedia: Monopoly money
Monopoly money is a type of play money used in the board game Monopoly. It is different from most currencies, including the American currency or British currency upon which it is based, in that it is smaller, one-sided, and comes in different colors.

Twitter
First Joke‏
@FirstJoke
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
2:11 AM - 23 Apr 2013

Twitter
E.Sharp 父‏
@vinylmasakist
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs
2:57 PM - 23 Apr 2013

Twitter
الحساب ملغي‏
@111nader1
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
3:15 PM - 23 Apr 2013

Twitter
Rah‏
@SGTggUSMC
Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake tits
1:27 PM - 17 Sep 2013

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Got thrown out a strip club last night for using monopoly money.
I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
3:00 PM - 18 Feb 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using Monopoly money.
I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
2:43 PM - 17 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Banking/Finance/Insurance • Monday, October 16, 2017 • Permalink