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Entry from August 13, 2019
“I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram! I was like, 0mg!”

"OMG” (Oh My God) shouldn’t be confused with “0mg” (no milligrams), but there are jokes. “I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!” was posted on Twitter by Pablo Egglescobar on November 22, 2011. The joke has been printed on many images.


Twitter
Pablo Egglescobar
@pauleggleston
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
5:31 PM · Nov 22, 2011·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Alex George
@AlexGeorge
* applause * RT @pauleggleston: I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!
5:35 PM · Nov 22, 2011·Hootsuite

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
2:22 AM · Nov 23, 2011·sickipediabot

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!

Mirror (London, UK)
Twitter titters: The 20 funniest tweets of 2012
Comedy website The Poke asked its 75,000 users to ­nominate the funniest tweeters

By Ben Rossington News reporter
00:00, 12 DEC 2012UPDATED11:13, 12 DEC 2012
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@pauleggleston I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!

Twitter
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
@TheRealSheldonC
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
7:13 PM · Mar 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Handy_McHandFace November 25, 2017
I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like 0mg

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I just had a weird dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram!
I was like, 0mg!
1:08 AM · Aug 13, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, August 13, 2019 • Permalink