A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 15, 2020
“I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake” (joke)

Cashiers often check to see if money is fake. “I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar General/Dollar Tree/McDonald’s/Walmart” is a saying that has been printed on many images.

“Chill out Walmart cashier. If I could counterfeit $20 bills, I wouldn’t be shopping here” was posted on Twitter by WhereTheFoxAt on May 16, 2013. “I hate when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be shopping in fucking aldi” was posted on Twitter by Alex Mclellan on June 24, 2015.

“I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Pep” was posted on Twitter by Natasha on December 19, 2019. “I hate when #cashiers feel the need to see if my #money is real or not. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn鈥檛 be at Dollar Tree, okay Karen!” was posted on Twitter by 馃嚭馃嚫馃憡馃徎Bram The Man馃憡馃徎馃嚠馃嚤 on January 15, 2020.

“It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Jamba Juice” was posted on Twitter by ernest baker on April 2, 2015, and started the meme that has been printed on many images in this form. “It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake. If I knew how to counterfeit, I’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Starbucks” was posted on Twitter by Cameron Dallas (and others) on April 4, 2015.


Twitter
WhereTheFoxAt
@WhereTheFoxAt
Chill out Walmart cashier. If I could counterfeit $20 bills, I wouldn’t be shopping here.
4:58 PM 路 May 16, 2013路Buffer

Twitter
ernest baker
@ernestbaker
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Jamba Juice
1:21 PM 路 Apr 2, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Em
@EmAnnMan
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Panera
1:23 PM 路 Apr 2, 2015 from Fort Wayne, IN路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
James Broaddus
@TheOGJB
it’s offensive when cashiers look at my money like it’s fake, if I knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder things than the dollar menu.
4:57 PM 路 Apr 2, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Cameron Dallas
@camerorndalIas
it’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake if i knew how to counterfeit i’d be doing wilder shit than coming to Starbucks
9:57 AM 路 Apr 4, 2015路IFTTT

Twitter
Alex Mclellan
@AlexMcl91
I hate when cashiers check to see if my money is fake.
If i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be shopping in fucking aldi.
3:45 PM 路 Jun 24, 2015路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Naomi Baur
@naomibaur
Cashier just checked to see if my $20 bill was real. If I could counterfeit I wouldn’t be at Target
9:52 AM 路 Oct 22, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bailey Jourden
@bailey_jourden
I hate it when cashiers check my money like it’s fake. If I knew how to counterfeit, I’d be doing wilder things than coming to Walmart.
7:09 PM 路 Nov 6, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Chris D.A. Rodriguez
@Xrodriguez525
I find it offensive if cashiers look at my money like its fake. If I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be at McDonalds. I’d be at Chipotle.
11:06 PM 路 May 9, 2016路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
jabici, imy
@louie_esq
Ok… So this lady just marked my $3 to make sure they were real. Don’t you think if I could counterfeit, I wouldn’t be at Stripes?馃
10:18 PM 路 Aug 13, 2016路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
silviu 馃巹
@chillviu
i hate when cashiers check my $10 if it’s counterfeit
like mf if i could counterfeit money i wouldn’t be buying food at mcdonald’s
11:18 PM 路 May 14, 2017路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nick Poston
@NBaileyPoston
Lady if I could counterfeit money I wouldn’t be handing you a $10 bill at bojangles…
8:40 PM 路 Jul 18, 2017路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nick Morski
@nickmorskii
Guy at dominos, checked my 10 and 20 dollars bills to see if they were real. If I could counterfeit 10s and 20s I wouldn’t be at dominos.
9:58 PM 路 Sep 9, 2017路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫 Sean White USMCSDI 馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫馃嚭馃嚫
@USMCSDI
I find it offensive when a cashier look’s at my money to make sure it’s real
Bitch if I knew how to counterfeit money I’d be doing wilder things than coming to McDonald’s
4:34 PM 路 Dec 1, 2019路Twitter Web App

Twitter
BPS
@BPS30590193
I hate that cashiers have to check if my money
is fake , if I could counterfeit money I wouldn鈥檛 be at Dollar General
12:29 PM 路 Dec 12, 2019路Facebook

Twitter
Natasha
@dramadelinquent
I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake
If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at Pep
2:50 AM 路 Dec 19, 2019路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Mike the Italian Lion 馃嚠馃嚬 馃嚠馃嚬
@Italianmike
I just hate that cashiers check to see if my money is fake..
If I knew how to counterfeit money..I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Store !!! 馃槀馃う鈥嶁檪锔忦煒
4:03 PM 路 Dec 23, 2019路Twitter Web App

Twitter
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I HATE THAT CASHIERS HAVE 2 CHECK IF MY MONEY IS FAKE!..馃挼 馃憖
IF I COULD COUNTERFEIT MONEY,
I WOULDN’T BE AT
@DOLLARGENERAL
! 馃槻 馃槅
3:23 PM 路 Jan 9, 2020路Facebook

Twitter
馃嚭馃嚫馃憡馃徎Bram The Man馃憡馃徎馃嚠馃嚤
@bramleythemanly
I hate when #cashiers feel the need to see if my #money is real or not. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn鈥檛 be at Dollar Tree, okay Karen!
4:37 PM 路 Jan 15, 2020路Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Wednesday, January 15, 2020 • Permalink