“I have a pretty big ass/butt, so when I half ass something. you’re still getting something impressive” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Something “half-assed” is usually poorly or incompetently done.
   
“I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive” was posted on Twitter by Molly Bee (and others) on August 2, 2016. “I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Sarcastic Fitness Mama on August 7, 2016. The saying possibly originated on Facebook with this image (posted at an earlier date).
   
“I have a pretty big butt, so when I say that I “half-ass” something, you’re still getting something impressive” was posted on Twitter by TheJasses on April 12, 2021. “I have a pretty big butt, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive” was posted on Facebook by More Crazy Stuff on September 6, 2022.
     
         
Wiktionary: half-assed
Adjective
half-assed (comparative more half-assed, superlative most half-assed)
1. Poorly or incompetently done.
2. desultory
 
Twitter
Molly Bee
@msmollybee25
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive
3:05 PM · Aug 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Eric Moore
@chefericmoore
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive.
6:30 PM · Aug 2, 2016·Facebook
   
Twitter
Jay Whatley
@JayWhatley
I have a pretty big ass so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive.
8:25 PM · Aug 2, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
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@Diego2Vegas
I have a pretty big ass.
So when I half-ass something, you’re still getting something impressive.
6:01 AM · Aug 4, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Shelli Wiles
@shelliwiles
I have a pretty healthy ass, so when I half-ass something… you’re still getting something pretty impressive.
12:03 PM · Aug 5, 2016·Facebook
   
Twitter
Sam Needleman
@Dmedicus
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half-ass something you’re still getting something impressive.
10:47 AM · Aug 7, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Facebook
Sarcastic Fitness Mama
August 7, 2016 at 11:16 PM ·
Lesson is - it’s ok to half ass
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I have a
pretty big
ass, so when
I half ass
something
you’re still
getting
something
impressive.
 
Twitter
David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive.
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
12:28 PM · Aug 10, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Good Girls Done Wrong🖕💔
@GirlsDoneWrong
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half-ass something you’re still getting something.
3:30 PM · Sep 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Trendingshirt
@Trendingshirt1
I love America!
I love T-shirts and I love designs: I Have A Big Ass So Even When I Half Ass Something It’s Still Pretty Good Shirt!
https://2020trendingtees.com/product/i-have-a-big-ass-so-even-when-i-half-ass-something-its-still-pretty-good-shirt/
9:19 PM · Jul 23, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
TheJasses
@TheJasses
I have a pretty big butt, so when I say that I “half-ass” something, you’re still getting something impressive.
3:35 PM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
     
Twitter
Butt Fitness
@ButtFitness
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something, you’re still getting something impressive.
5:34 AM · Aug 2, 2022·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
American*Bully*Mama
@American_Bully1
Replying to @catturd2
I have a pretty big ass, so even when I half ass something , you’re still getting something impressive
7:15 PM · Aug 31, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
September 6, 2022 at 9:00 PM ·
(“I have a pretty big butt, so when I half ass something you’re still getting something impressive” is shown on a image.—ed.)