A joke about Kool-Aid (or another fruit-flavored powdered drink mix) is:
” I have an addiction to snorting Kool-Aid (powdered drink mix). Anybody got a punch line?”
“I’m so serious right now, snorting kool-aid is my idea of a punch line. I need to work on my metaphors” was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2011. “I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix. Anybody got a punch line?” was posted to Reddit—3amjokes on June 15, 2015.
Twitter
The Swiv
@BTSwivl
I’m so serious right now, snorting kool-aid is my idea of a punch line. I need to work on my metaphors.
9:08 AM - 24 Jan 2011
Twitter
Jason McCraw
@kushsoul
I was going to do a joke about snorting a rail of Kool-Aid, but I couldn’t think of a good punch line.
8:50 AM - 30 Apr 2012
Twitter
❋tara❋
@tara_dills
Snorting kool aid packets call that my punch line @HegiKellen @rickyrick_11
11:45 PM - 6 Jun 2012
Twitter
Ruth Cheeseburg
@RuthCheeseburg
You wouldn’t know a punchline if you just finished snorting Kool Aid powder
6:11 PM - 15 Jan 2014
Twitter
Timothy Joshua
@tjosh_keeton
Snorting Kool-Aid
Call that crap a punch-line
#bam
10:57 PM - 15 Jan 2014
Reddit—3amjokes
I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix. self.3amjokes
Submitted June 15, 2015 by [deleted]
Anybody got a punch line?
Twitter
Hot Coughy
@uncle_fescue
If you snort kool aid powder it’s called a punch line. Don’t try it tho, I made that up. You just can’t trust people from the Internet.
10:16 AM - 26 Aug 2015
Twitter
Christopher Catalano
@lotterydude
I’m addicted to snorting Kool-Aid. Does anyone have a punch line? #OldJokeSaturday
9:02 AM - 26 Sep 2015
Reddit
I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix…
submitted November 19, 2016 by madazzahatter
Anybody got a punch line?
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