A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 31, 2017
“I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes”

"I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “I have found the key to keeping a positive attitude. Stay the hell away from assholes” was posted on Twitter on April 26, 2012.

“I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes” was posted on Twitter on April 29, 2012.


Rantings of a Creole Princess
JUNE 30, 2010
Like Shit
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I don’t like assholes man and when I see that ish going down I make tracks.  I’m too old and set in my ways to play fake and phony and fix my face so it’s just best that I stay the hell away from assholes.

Twitter
Little White Lion‏
@LittleWhiteLion
I have found the key to keeping a positive attitude. Stay the hell away from assholes.
7:21 AM - 26 Apr 2012

Twitter
Thom Jarrell‏
@DPancakeBoy
I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
9:41 AM - 29 Apr 2012

Twitter
Tiffany‏
@angelxxxdestroy
I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
11:55 PM - 1 May 2012

Twitter
Kamna Dutt‏
@KamnaDutt
I have found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.
5:11 AM - 4 Jun 2012

Google Books
Most Guys Are Losers (And How to Find a Winner):
Dating Wit & Wisdom from Your Dad

By Mark Berzins
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2015
Pg. ?:
“I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.” – Rotten eCards

Me.Me
I’VE FOUND THE KEY TO HAPPINESS STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ASSHOLES MEME
MEMES 🤖 KEY STAY THE KEYS KEYS THE KEY THE HELL
FOUND @ 2751 LIKES ON 2017-03-24 03:23:42 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, May 31, 2017 • Permalink