“I have kids. Park too close and I’ll ding your shit” is a car sign that has been printed on many images. “Ding your shit” means “door ding your car.”
   
“I have kids…park too close and I’ll ding your shit! #MomsBumperStickers” was posted on Twitter by Jay Monday on May 13, 2017.
   
“Just saw a car sticker that said ‘I have kids, park too close and they will door ding your shit’ and I’m laughing so hard” was posted on Twitter by Ryean Callahan on August 11, 2017. “This customer had a stick on her back window that said, ‘i have kids. park too close & they will ding your shit’” was posted on Twitter by Lex on December 9, 2017.
 
     
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Jay Monday
@MzHazelJ
I have kids…park too close and I’ll ding your shit! #MomsBumperStickers
10:42 AM · May 13, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
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tc
@tcredeur
I need the one that says “park too close, I’ll ding your shit”
12:39 PM · Jun 19, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Yanni
@Tru3_Emani15
I saw this car sticker that said” I have kids park too close and I’ll ding your shit”
1:16 PM · Jun 19, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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hannah.sharp
@jakksmomma
car decal-i have kids park too close ill ding your shit- kid car decal- hello we have kids http://fb.me/2ASl33MYA
8:40 PM · Jul 22, 2017·Facebook
   
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@v3n0mch3mn1tz
I’m at Walmart and I saw a car with a sticker that said “I have kids,park too close and I’ll ding your shit”. Thats my new life motto.
11:42 AM · Aug 7, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
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Ryean Callahan
@RyeCal
Just saw a car sticker that said “I have kids, park too close and they will door ding your shit” and I’m laughing so hard
4:59 PM · Aug 11, 2017 from Kansas City, MO·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Lex
@Khlocaine_
this customer had a stick on her back window that said, “i have kids. park too close & they will ding your shit.”
7:27 PM · Dec 9, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
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ㅤZach
@ZTL34
Just saw a car with a window sticker that said “I have kids, park too close and they’ll ding your shit” Face with tears of joy I’m dead
8:39 PM · Jan 26, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Kyra Jefferson
· November 12, 2019 ·
‘I have kids park too close and I’ll ding your shit’ car decal, 10$
I have several!
 
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Jessica Colona
December 11, 2019 · Edited ·
I have kids. Park too close and they’ll ding your shit.
 
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♡ 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐞 ♡
@bradpittiful
New neighbors have a decal on their car that says “I have kids, park too close and I’ll ding your shit.” I’m definitely judging a book by its cover here, but I don’t think I’m gonna have fun living next to them Frowning face
11:08 AM · May 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone