“I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right. The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit” is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images.
       
“I have one cup of #coffee each morning just to start the day off right. The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit. ~ Nanea Hoffman” was posted on Facebook by Perth Coffee Express on February 14, 2016. The saying is from Nanea Hoffman, founder of the website Sweatpants & Coffee.
   
         
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Perth Coffee Express - Mobile Coffee Van & Cart Services
February 14, 2016 at 9"09 PM ·
I have one cup of #coffee each morning just to start the day off right. The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit. ~ Nanea Hoffman
       
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CJ Millar
@CJMillar82
I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right.  The other ones are to keep http://pinterest.com/pin/140385713363518051/
10:45 PM · Jun 10, 2016·Pinterest
   
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Enchantment
@sageandspirit2
I have one cup of #coffee each morning just to start the day off right. The other ones are to keep me out of jail…
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6:55 AM · Jul 18, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
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BuffaloJoeSells.com
@joeya1
I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right. The other ones are to keep me out of jail and fuel my razor sharp wit
9:04 AM · Nov 16, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Lee Kahler
@LeeKahler
I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right.  The other ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor sharp wit.
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1:28 PM · Dec 31, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
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JuiceTea69
@JuiceTea69
Hot beverage I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right.
The others ones are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences and fuel my razor sharp wit. Anchor
4:03 PM · Sep 28, 2020·Twitter for iPad
 
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
I have one cup of coffee each morning just to start the day off right…
the other 41 are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences, and fuel my razor-sharp wit
6:18 AM · Nov 16, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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im not right in the head.com added a new photo.
March 27, 2021 at 12:58 AM ·
Shared by Larry Sobkowich
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I HAVE ONE
CUP OF COFFEE
EACH MORNING JUST TO
START THE DAY OFF
RIGHT. THE OTHER ONES
ARE TO KEEP ME OUT OF
JAIL, HELP ME FORM
SENTENCES, AND FUEL
MY RAZOR SHARP WIT.