“I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
     
“Saw some brill tshirts ‘I’ve got the patience of a saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff’ & ‘Fuck off & when you get there fuck off a bit more’” was posted on Twitter by Jo on February 5, 2011. “I have the patience of a saint, saint cunty mcFuckoff believe it” was posted on Twitter by martyn Carroll on March 8, 2011. “I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff ->... http://fb.me/1lV5VNzf1” was posted on Twitter by SMELLYOURMUM.COM on October 9, 2011. “Saw a t shirt you’d like ‘I have the patience of a saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff’” was posted on Twitter by Jo on February 10, 2012.
 
Although the joke uses curse words, the saying probably originated on a gift item such as a T-shirt or a coffee mug.
   
     
Twitter
Jen Sweeten
@jensweeten
is officially going back to my religious roots, please refer to me as only Saint Cunty McFuckoff again.
9:53 PM · Sep 18, 2010
 
Twitter
Jo
@Pussinabox
Saw some brill tshirts “I’ve got the patience of a saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff” & “Fuck off & when you get there fuck off a bit more” 😊
12:50 PM · Feb 5, 2011
 
Twitter
martyn Carroll
@91_martyn
I have the patience of a saint, saint cunty mcFuckoff believe it
9:14 PM · Mar 8, 2011
   
Twitter
WendigoHunter
@LaurensACat
I have the patience of a saint
Saint Cunty Mcfuck off
4:48 PM · Jun 19, 2011
   
Twitter
Hernan Pelassini
@hernanp
@tristan push me to my limit an you will find I have the patience of a saint: Saint Cunty McFuckoff 😊
2:25 PM · Jul 30, 2011
   
Twitter
SMELLYOURMUM.COM
@smellyourmumcom
I Have The Patience Of A Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff ->... http://fb.me/1lV5VNzf1
3:02 PM · Oct 9, 2011
   
Twitter
Jo
@Pussinabox
Replying to @EvilGalProds
@EvilGalProds lol! Saw a t shirt you’d like ‘I have the patience of a saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff’ :D
1:10 PM · Feb 10, 2012
 
Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
I have the patience of a saint.
Saint Cunty McFuckoff ..
2:07 AM · Nov 30, 2016 from Plymouth, England
     
Twitter
East Yorkshire Gifts
@printedmugs1
I have the patience of a Saint Saint Cunty McFuckoff Printed Mouse Mat: http://eastyorkshiregifts.com/shop/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=1621#.WD6YuUGSjDU.twitter
4:15 AM · Nov 30, 2016
     
Twitter
Mr Al 🏳️‍🌈
@MrAl81
Replying to @TechnicallyRon and @TwoRoadsBooks
I love it. 
I have a similar ‘on brand’ mug which says “I have the patience of a Saint.  Saint Cunty McFuckoff”!
11:20 AM · Jan 10, 2019
 
Twitter
geekz merch
@MerchGeekz
I Have The Patience Of A Saint Saint Cunty Mcfuckoff Funny Ceramic Mug
geekzmerch.com
I Have The Patience Of A Saint Saint Cunty Mcfuckoff Funny Ceramic Mug
High Quality Cheapest Price Custom I Have The Patience Of A Saint Saint Cunty Mcfuckoff Funny Ceramic Mug | Printed and Shipped from USA
1:58 AM · Jun 15, 2022
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
anybody else?
(An image shows “I need this mug.” On the mug is written: “I have the patience of a Saint. Saint Cunty McFuckoff.”—ed.)
5:51 AM · Dec 2, 2022