A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from October 08, 2021
“I heard you can get lawyers at IKEA now. They’re affordable, but you have to build your own case”

A legal case isn’t the same as a bookcase, but there are “case” jokes.

“I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now. They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case” was posted on 9GAG and on Reddit—FreeKarma4U on May 5, 2021. IKEA is the world’s largest furniture retailer, and much of the furniture requires assembly.


Wikipedia: IKEA
IKEA (Swedish: [ɪˈkêːa]) is a Swedish-origin Dutch (Netherlands)-headquartered multinational conglomerate that designs and sells ready-to-assemble furniture, kitchen appliances and home accessories, among other goods and home services. Founded in Sweden in 1943 by 17-year-old Ingvar Kamprad, IKEA has been the world’s largest furniture retailer since 2008.

9GAG
Funny · 5 May 2021
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now. They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.

Reddit—FreeKarma4U
Posted by u/Vredenik May 5, 2021
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now. They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.

Twitter
Tara Shiroff (she/her)
@TaraShiroff
Replying to @JEngelMattern
Thanks, @JEngelMattern
I heard you can get lawyers at IKEA now.
They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.
9:51 AM · Jul 6, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Houston Calhoun
@MrKitCalhoun
Replying to @QTAnon1
I heard that you can get lawyers at IKEA.
Very low price, but you have to build your own case.
8:38 PM · Sep 3, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/aepfelpfluecker October 8, 2021
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now.
They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.

Twitter
Alex Berisic
@igotpaidfriday
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now.
They’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.
#jokes
1:59 AM · Oct 9, 2021·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Friday, October 08, 2021 • Permalink