A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from January 13, 2021
“I just bought a new answering machine. What should I ask it?”

A telephone “answering machine” does not answer questions, but there are jokes.

“I just bought an answering machine!  What should I ask it???” was posted on Twitter by Labyrinth Prettywink on May 23, 2011.


Twitter
Labyrinth Prettywink
@labyrinthpretty
I just bought an answering machine!  What should I ask it???
5:47 PM · May 23, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Keyia Best
@KeyiaBest
#askEllen @TheEllenShow i just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???
11:45 PM · Jun 13, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Piyush Kaushal
@PiyushAce
I just bought an Answering Machine. Now. What should I ask it?
1:03 PM · Sep 25, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
bLuE DaNdaRa
@a__walter
I jus bought an answering machine, what should i ask it..?
2:51 PM · Apr 5, 2014·Mobile Web (M2)

Twitter
QwazyQuokka
@Girlie4
I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
7:14 PM · Aug 20, 2018·TweetDeck

Twitter
#hashtag LFC
@hashtag2weet
I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
4:03 PM · Feb 22, 2020·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD January 14, 2021
I bought a new answering machine.....
What should I ask it?
COMMENTS
shdchko
Do I have any messages

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, January 13, 2021 • Permalink