“I just can’t see myself wearing camouflage”

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Entry from October 10, 2019

“I just can’t see myself wearing camouflage”

“Can’t ever see myself wearing camouflage” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Doug on July 12, 2012. “I can’t see myself wearing camouflage” was posted on Twitter by Andy Atterbury on October 19, 2012.

“I just can’t see myself wearing camouflage” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 8, 2019.

Twitter
i heart tiff
@iHeart_Tiffany
Replying to @_prettyOWTspoKn
@InMyMELement_26 the stuff they had was kinda cute but I really can’t see myself wearing camouflage again lol
12:07 PM · Jul 29, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Doug
@dtet
Can’t ever see myself wearing camouflage.
5:09 PM · Jul 12, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Andy Atterbury
@Anderbury
I can’t see myself wearing camouflage.
12:57 PM · Oct 19, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jazzhands Donnatouchamifooda
@bleustreak
I can’t see myself wearing camouflage.
1:38 AM · Jan 26, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ignoble Savage
@drayzze
I can’t see myself wearing camouflage.
12:50 PM · Feb 9, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Glenn Moore
@TheNewsAtGlenn
I can’t really see myself wearing camouflage.
5:09 AM · May 20, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Johnny Lobotomy
@Johnny_Lobotomy
Replying to @Fawcett_Matt
I can’t see myself wearing camouflage.
#dadjokes
3:23 PM · Feb 27, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted byu/jokemachinegun October 8, 2019
I just can’t see myself wearing camouflage

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