A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 15, 2021
“I just crashed my Kia. Now I have Nokia”

Kia (a car) shouldn’t be confused with Nokia (a phone), but there are jokes.

“I drove my Kia into a river. Now i have Nokia” was posted on Twitter by Nick Bongston on August 27, 2013. “@rid1salajee: I drove my Kia into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone. One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia” was posted on Twitter by muhammad wadee on October 5, 2013.

“I just crashed my Kia. Now I have nokia” was posted on Twitterby David (andothers) on April 12, 2021. “I just crashed my Kia. Now I have Nokia” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on June 15, 2021.


Twitter
Nick Bongston
@ArabNiick
I drove my Kia into a river. Now i have Nokia.
7:51 PM · Aug 27, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
rhinestone cowboy
@nectarcollecta
#RapLikeLilwayne My Kia got was outside, now it’s gone. call that Nokia
2:06 AM · Sep 2, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
muhammad wadee
@moe8wadz
“@rid1salajee: I drove my Kia into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone. One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia.
@moe8wadz” -_-
5:09 AM · Oct 5, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
CornerstoneII
@bilegyr
I drove my KIA into a tsunami flood I call it NOKIA
7:54 PM · Apr 12, 2014·UberSocial for BlackBerry

Twitter
Myu Rainbow
@Myutilate
I drove my Kia into a lake, no there’s Nokia.
4:05 AM · Apr 6, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
David
@davidod
I just crashed my Kia.
Now I have nokia.
I’ll get my coat.
3:11 AM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Kelli_with_an_i
@KelliDPowers
Replying to @rlb74
I just crashed my Kia now I have Nokia
2:16 PM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Eat_Errrday
@Eat_Errrday
Welp crashed my Kia earlier today and now I have Nokia!
1:07 PM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Renital Ω
@Renital_427
I got into a car crash and crashed my Kia ;( now I have Nokia
10:02 PM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
izzy
@isiahleavai
I just crashed my kia now I have a Nokia
2:19 AM · May 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Michelle Wiens
June 15, 2021 at 8:55 AM ·
Joke of the day
I just crashed my new KIA
Now I have NOKIA

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cocoabiscuits June 15, 2021
I just crashed my Kia
now I have Nokia.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, June 15, 2021 • Permalink