“I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t/don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
   
“Saw this on fb. If only it was that simple! I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t like my attitude ... and I got caught drinking on the job” was posted on Twitter by AdvAwaits3.0 on February 12, 2021. “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job”—with “don’t” instead of “didn’t”—was posted on Twitter by The Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Muff Connoisseur on June 11, 2021.
   
 
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AdvAwaits3.0
@advawaits3
Saw this on fb. If only it was that simple!
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t like my attitude ... and I got caught drinking on the job.
12:09 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
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Another
@Another82930877
I just fired myself from cleaning my house.  I didn’t like my attitude, the job never seemed to end and worse of all got caught drinking on the job…..🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:09 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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PRAYFORUKRAINE🇺🇦
@pam_swan
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t like my attitude ... and I got caught drinking on the job.
7:16 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Officious Jim
@JimOfficious
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I didn’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
11:16 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
         
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD February 13, 2021
I just fired myself from cleaning my house.
I didn’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
 
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The Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ Muff Connoisseur
@MuffConnoisseur
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.🤣
9:27 PM · Jun 11, 2021·Twitter Web App
 
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Tochinoshin 愛は征服する
@Tochinoshin33
I have fired myself from cleaning the house. I don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
8:20 AM · Jul 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
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mariana Z🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@mariana057
I fired myself from cleaning my house! I don’t like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job!
8:50 PM · Jan 9, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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grandma gertrude
@grandmagertru20
I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude & I got caught drinking on the job.
2:26 PM · Mar 7, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I JUST FIRED MYSELF FROM CLEANING MY HOUSE. I DON’T LIKE MY ATTITUDE & I GOT CAUGHT DRINKING ON THE JOB.
6:21 PM · Mar 13, 2022·Twitter Web App