A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 01, 2017
“I just joined a gym for religious minorities—Jehovah’s Fitness”

"Jehovah’s Fitness” is a gym pun of “Jehovah’s Witness.” “Is considering the PC ramifications of opeining a Christians only Gym called ‘Jehovah’s Fitness’” was posted on Twitter on July 22, 2009. “I think I’m going to open a gym called Jehovah’s Fitness” was posted on Twitter on July 24, 2009.

“I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova’s Fitness” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 1, 2017.


Wikipedia: Jehovah’s Witnesses
Jehovah’s Witnesses is a millenarian restorationist Christian denomination with nontrinitarian beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity. The group reports a worldwide membership of more than 8.3 million adherents involved in evangelism and an annual Memorial attendance of more than 20 million. Jehovah’s Witnesses are directed by the Governing Body of Jehovah’s Witnesses, a group of elders in Warwick, New York, which establishes all doctrines based on its interpretations of the Bible. They prefer to use their own translation, the New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures, although their literature occasionally quotes and cites other Bible translations. They believe that the destruction of the present world system at Armageddon is imminent, and that the establishment of God’s kingdom over the earth is the only solution for all problems faced by humanity.

Twitter
Mark Johnston‏
@ElJohnst
is considering the PC ramifications of opeining a Christians only Gym called “Jehovah’s Fitness”.....
7:38 PM - 22 Jul 2009

Twitter
Billy Norris‏
@billy_norris
I think I’m going to open a gym called Jehovah’s Fitness.
7:18 PM - 24 Jul 2009

Twitter
Joe Murphy‏
@murjtumblr
I think you COULD open a gym on Sunday mornings called Jehova’s Fitness, ADAM HILLS ¬_¬
2:35 PM - 9 Aug 2009

Twitter
Nicholas Nadel‏
@nicholasnadel
Gonna start a niche religious gym called Jehova’s Fitness
3:44 PM - 17 Oct 2009

Reddit—Funny
If I own a gym, all my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don’t like it…
u/rondango Aug 10, 2011, 4:07 PM
Don’t come to Jehovah’s Fitness.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Lts
2012
Pg. ?:
Did you hear about the new gym for religious minorities? It’s called Jehovah’s Fitness.

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Reddit—Jokes
I just joined a gym for religious minorities.
submitted October 1, 2017 by d0gsbestfriend
Jehova’s Fitness

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Sunday, October 01, 2017 • Permalink