A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 01, 2019
“I keep trying to buy a grocery checkout divider, but the cashier keeps putting it back”

How can one buy a supermarket divider? The cashier keeps putting it back!

“I keep trying to buy the little divider thing at the check stand and the cashier keeps putting it back.  Stuck in a loop” was posted on Twitter by Local Idiot on January 4, 2013. “In Tesco today, I kept trying to buy the conveyor belt divider but the cashier kept putting it back” was posted on Twitter by M.C Conrad on June 14, 2013. “No matter how hard i try to buy a shopping divider they use on the shopping belt in asda. They keep putting it back” was posted on Twitter by damian on June 16, 2013.


Twitter
Nags‏
@theNagz
Went to the supermarket to buy one of their conveyor belt dividers. The logistics didn’t really work out so well.
12:57 AM - 11 Sep 2012

Twitter
Local Idiot
@BoozeWizard
I keep trying to buy the little divider thing at the check stand and the cashier keeps putting it back.  Stuck in a loop.
6:37 PM - 4 Jan 2013

Twitter
Rian Murray‏
@directmaint
No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!
6:25 PM - 13 Jun 2013

Twitter
sickipediabot‏
@sickipediabot
No matter how much I try and buy supermarket conveyor belt dividers, the cashier keeps on putting them back!
8:02 PM - 13 Jun 2013

Twitter
Franklin Kostas‏
@FranklinAKostas
what if you actually want to buy a supermarket conveyor belt divider, and the cashier just keeps putting them back? #bigymusings
8:21 PM - 13 Jun 2013

Twitter
M.C Conrad
@ConradMcGrath
In Tesco today, I kept trying to buy the conveyor belt divider but the cashier kept putting it back
2:36 PM - 14 Jun 2013

Twitter
damian.
@damian_094
No matter how hard i try to buy a shopping divider they use on the shopping belt in asda. They keep putting it back.
12:03 PM - 16 Jun 2013

Twitter
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@HereBezMe
Everytime i try to buy a conveyor divider for my groceries at the supermarket the cashier keeps putting it back o_O
4:35 PM - 19 Jun 2013

Twitter
John Chung
@jchung07
I have spent two weeks trying to buy supermarket till point dividers, everytime I put one down the cashier keeps putting it back.
5:00 AM - 21 Jun 2013

Twitter
Melanie Bracewell
@meladoodle
i just want to buy one of those conveyorbelt dividers that you separate groceries with but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back
12:51 AM - 29 Jun 2013

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Standardsarefucked July 24, 2015
I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers.
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/donquixote235 August 11, 2015
I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the cashier keeps putting it back.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Starkington February 20, 2017
I really wanted to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

1 April 2017, Daily Star (London, UK), pg. 23:
JOKE OF THE DAY
I really want to buy one of those supermarket check-out dividers but the lady on the till keeps putting it back. tony the window cleaner

Google Books
Best. Dad Jokes. Ever.
By Chantelle Grace
Racine, WI: BroiadStreet Kids
2018
Pg. ?:
Dad: I was trying to buy one of those checkout dividers,
but the silly cashier kept putting it back.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rowdywomen March 1, 2019
I really want to buy one of those grocery dividers, but the lady at the checkout keeps putting it back

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, March 01, 2019 • Permalink