A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 27, 2018
“I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm”

"ATM” can stand for “Automated Teller Machine,” but it can also mean “At The Moment.” “I was gonna tweet a joke about a bank but I just can’t think of one ATM” was posted on Twitter on October 5, 2015. “I was going to make a joke about cash machines, but I can’t think of one atm.....” was posted on Twitter on October 20, 2017.


Twitter
Fakhrul
@supernaturalbro
I was gonna tweet a joke about a bank but I just can’t think of one ATM.
1:58 PM - 5 Oct 2015

Twitter
michael devereau
@mickdev2000
I was going to make a joke about cash machines, but I can’t think of one atm.....
10:31 AM - 20 Oct 2017

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@dadsjokes
I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm.
(thanks Patrick)
7:33 PM - 7 Nov 2017

Twitter
Bones Giles
@bones_giles
I normally have a load of jokes about bank machines to hand, but I just can’t think of one atm....
11:32 AM - 9 Nov 2017

Twitter
PC Rob Stevens
@PCStevens1368
I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm.
Final tweet is a bit of #DadHumour until tomorrow #StaySafe 👍
5:51 PM - 8 Nov 2017

Twitter
Aussie_dad_jokes
@AustralianGroan
I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm
#DadJokes
12:47 PM - 10 Nov 2017

Twitter
Damian Hughes
@LiquidThinker
I know loads of jokes about cash machines but I just can’t think of one atm.
9:47 AM - 8 Dec 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm.
2:18 PM - 28 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBanking/Finance/Insurance • Tuesday, March 27, 2018 • Permalink