You shouldn’t text while driving. Texting before driving is a different story. A joke is:
“I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.”
The joke was posted by “some people call me” on Twitter on July 8, 2011.
Twitter
some people call me
@MauriceBlitz
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
9:25 PM - 8 Jul 2011
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THOMAS FISS
@thomasfiss
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive. —Shall we discuss this?
4:50 AM - 12 Jul 2011
TJSHome.com
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
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I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
3:30 PM - 7 Jan 2017
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@davidsthompson
I know you shouldn’t text and drive but I’ve only had 2-3 texts today, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
5:12 PM - 12 Jan 2017
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