A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 05, 2018
“I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning”

"I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on February 10, 2011. The saying was posted on Twitter by Sickipediabot on February 11, 2011, and the saying probably originated on Sickipedia.


Twitter
Lee Wallace
@_lwallace
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
2:24 PM - 10 Feb 2011

Twitter
np20boy
@np20boy
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011

Twitter
Dick Thick
@Dick_Thick
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
5:21 AM - 11 Feb 2011

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:23 AM - 4 Jan 2016

Twitter
Edinburgh Festival Fringe
@edfringe
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
#BadJokeFriday
9:34 AM - 3 Jun 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:17 AM - 28 Dec 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s what gets me up in the morning.
10:08 AM - 17 Oct 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
4:05 PM - 5 Mar 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Monday, March 05, 2018 • Permalink