"I live for my alarm clock collection. It’s what gets me up in the morning” is a jocular saying that was posted on Twitter on February 10, 2011. The saying was posted on Twitter by Sickipediabot on February 11, 2011, and the saying probably originated on Sickipedia.
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Lee Wallace
@_lwallace
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
2:24 PM - 10 Feb 2011
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np20boy
@np20boy
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011
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Dick Thick
@Dick_Thick
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
2:37 PM - 10 Feb 2011
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I live for my alarm clock collection, it’s the only reason i get up in the morning.
5:21 AM - 11 Feb 2011
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:23 AM - 4 Jan 2016
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe
@edfringe
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
#BadJokeFriday
9:34 AM - 3 Jun 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
6:17 AM - 28 Dec 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s what gets me up in the morning.
10:08 AM - 17 Oct 2017
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I live for my alarm clock collection.
It’s the only reason I get up in the morning.
4:05 PM - 5 Mar 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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