Tilda (a brand name since 1970) makes basmati rice that is the top-selling rice in the United Kingdom. “Tilda” sounds like “till the,” and there are jokes about this “till the cows come home.”
“Basmati rice. I could eat it Tilda cows come home!” was posted on the newsgroup mn.humor on August 6, 2005. “@RealBobMortimer you can made up rice puns tilda cows come home” was posted on Twitter by Willo on July 18, 2011.
“I could eat basmati rice and beef curry. Tilda cows come home” was posted on Sickipedia on April 10, 2020. “I love Basmati rice. I could eat it Tilda cows come home” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 29, 2020.
Wikipedia: Tilda (food manufacturer)
Tilda is the brand name used since 1970 for a rice and related food products company now headquartered in Rainham, England and with offices in Dubai, (UAE) and Delhi (India).
Its basmati rice is the top-selling rice in the United Kingdom.
Google Groups: mn.humor
2 To The Second, 2 To The Third Puns
nemo
Aug 6, 2005, 1:57:35 PM
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Basmati rice. I could eat it Tilda cows come home!
Twitter
Willo
@willriley100
@RealBobMortimer you can made up rice puns tilda cows come home
3:09 PM · Jul 18, 2011·Echofon
Twitter
St John le Pop
@stevewhiting
loves rice. He could eat it Tilda cows come home.
2:33 PM · Jan 7, 2014·Tweetbot for iOS
Twitter
ImKevinKnight
@ImKevinKnight
I love Rice. In fact, I could eat it tilda cows come home.
4:16 PM · Jan 28, 2016·Fenix for Android
Twitter
Dan
@ehdannyboy
I could make jokes about rice tilda cows come home mate
4:44 AM · Jun 3, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
ImKevinKnight
@ImKevinKnight
I’m quite partial to rice.
I could eat it Tilda cows come home.
#BadJokeFriday
2:59 PM · Feb 2, 2018·Flamingo for Android
Twitter
Rose
@arroda
Replying to @TildaChef
#NationalCurryWeek #comp #competition #win #prize
I love to eat rice ‘TILDA’ cows come home! 😉
3:43 PM · Oct 24, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Sickipedia
I could eat basmati rice and beef curry.
Tilda cows come home.
Joke by Chum in Other - Wordplay · April 10, 2020 04:02 PM
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
I could eat basmati rice and beef curry.
Tilda cows come home.
10:03 PM · Apr 10, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD November 29, 2020
I love Basmati rice….
I could eat it Tilda cows come home.
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