A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 10, 2017
“I love cooking children and dogs. But hate using commas”

"I love cooking children and dogs but I hate punctuating my sentences” is a jocular line that was posted on Twitter on April 3, 2011. “I love cooking children and dogs but I hate commas” was also posted on Twitter on April 3, 2011.

“‘Let’s eat, grandma’ or ‘let’s eat grandma’—punctuation saves lives!” is a similar punctuation joke.


Twitter
Luigi Irace‏
@luigiirace
Luigi “ I love cooking children and dogs but I hate punctuating my sentences. “: “ I love cooking childre… http://on.fb.me/fXiEmL (fb)
11:35 AM - 3 Apr 2011

Twitter
logan‏
@logalw
“I love cooking children and dogs but I hate commas”
5:00 PM - 3 Apr 2011

Twitter
Matt‏
@LivetoShred12
I love cooking children and puppies but I hate punctuating my sentences
9:10 AM - 4 Apr 2011

Google Groups: uk.legal
School leavers unfit for work.
Ri©ardo
4/17/11
I love cooking children and dogs but I hate punctuating my sentences

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas.
3:24 PM - 11 Feb 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I love cooking children and dogs.
But hate using commas.
2:33 PM - 11 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, June 10, 2017 • Permalink