“Self esteem issues” is sometimes joked to be “selfie steam issues,” either in a sauna/shower or by a boiling kettle. “Don’t hold your cameraphone down near a sink of hot water unless you want low selfie steam ugh just kill me” was posted on Twitter by Conor Ohworst on December 10, 2012. “If u take a picture of yourself in a sauna one might say you had high selfie-steam that day” was posted on Twitter on March 2, 2013. “I’ve never taken let alone posted a pic of myself in a hot shower. I lack selfie steam” was posted on Twitter on June 13, 2013.
 
“Took an aerial picture of myself posing with the kettle. I’ve got a high selfie steam” was posted on Twitter on June 16, 2013. “Taking pictures of yourself next to a boiled kettle: selfie steam” was posted on Twitter on July 14, 2013. “Did you hear about the guy who photographed himself on the floor next to a boiling kettle? He had low selfie steam” was posted on Twitter on December 18, 2013.
   
       
Twitter
Conor Ohworst
@Mactasia
Don’t hold your cameraphone down near a sink of hot water unless you want low selfie steam ugh just kill me.
2:06 AM - 10 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
francisco fuok
@ffuok
we heated up water to the point that it took a picture of itself, selfie steam
5:52 PM - 24 Dec 2012
   
Twitter
isaac
@So_Occult
if u take a picture of yourself in a sauna one might say you had high selfie-steam that day
11:40 PM - 2 Mar 2013
   
Twitter
mark
@loftybones
i hate every old picture of myself so i went to take a mirror pic but the glass was all fogged up. i’m having some real selfie-steam issues
6:03 PM - 3 Mar 2013
   
Twitter
Mic Looby
@MicLooby
I took a really bad photo of myself in a sauna and now I have terrible selfie steam issues.
10:56 PM - 5 Jun 2013
   
Twitter
Matthew O’Brien
@MattOB34
I’ve never taken let alone posted a pic of myself in a hot shower. I lack selfie steam.
1:37 PM - 13 Jun 2013
 
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Will
@ingandable
Took an aerial picture of myself posing with the kettle.
I’ve got a high selfie steam.
3:00 PM - 16 Jun 2013
   
Twitter
Grand Fisher
@Jyo_Shua
@_MimiBlack Taking pictures of yourself next to a boiled kettle: selfie steam.
5:25 PM - 14 Jul 2013
   
Twitter
Daniel Nolan
@iamdanielnolan
Did you hear about the guy who photographed himself on the floor next to a boiling kettle? He had low selfie steam.
6:39 AM - 18 Dec 2013
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
A man died today due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle.
We believe he had serious selfie steam issues.
3:27 PM - 29 Apr 2016
     
Reddit—Jokes
If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna…
submitted June 12, 2016 by setsomethingablaze
You have selfie-steam issues.
 
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Tried to take a selfie in the shower this morning (self.dadjokes)
submitted August 24, 2016 by gregorybrad
Turns out I have selfie-steam issues.
   
Reddit—Jokes
I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all.
submitted January 3, 2017 by h8speech
Turns out I have selfie-steam issues
     
Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
A man died today due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle.
We believe he had serious selfie steam issues.
11:55 AM - 15 Sep 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle
submitted September 18, 2017 by Slats7
He had serious selfie steam issues.
 
Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I love taking a picture of myself next to a boiling kettle. I think I may have selfie steam issues… 🤔 #sillysaturday
4:38 AM - 21 Apr 2018