A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 04, 2017
“I made chili con carne from Scratch. I’ll miss Scratch. He was a good dog!”

Some home-cooked meals are said to be made “from scratch.” “My Korean girlfriend made me dinner earlier.... a pie made from scratch. Gutted. Bloody loved that dog” is a joke that was posted on Twitter on September 5, 2013. “Just made a curry from scratch. He was a great dog” was posted on Twitter on June 5, 2015.

“I made Chili con Carne from scratch. I’ll miss scratch, he was a good dog!” was posted on Twitter on December 1, 2017.


Twitter
Ben Webbo‏
@BenWebbo23
My Korean girlfriend made me dinner earlier.... a pie made from scratch.
Gutted. Bloody loved that dog.
5:17 PM - 5 Sep 2013

Twitter
Paul Turner‏
@MoreBizWeb
“My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog.”
12:03 PM - 15 Sep 2013

Twitter
KevT Brown‏
@merimaat
My friend said Korean girlfriend once made me a pie from scratch. he was gutted,he loved that dog
10:16 AM - 15 Dec 2013

Twitter
💦Bastard Keith 💦‏
@BastardKeith
“I made this soup from Scratch. He was a dachsund. I miss Scratch.”
8:38 PM - 30 Dec 2013

Twitter
Just Chris‏
@drofidnas
Just made a curry from scratch. He was a great dog.
8:02 AM - 5 Jun 2015 from North West, England

Twitter
pyreneescycling.com‏
@lessorbiers
My mates Korean girlfriend once cooked him a meat pie made from scratch.
He was gutted. He loved that dog!
5:56 AM - 10 Feb 2016

Twitter
Smiter Of Strumpets‏
@SmiterofSlags
Replying to @MissScabbia
@MissScabbia i made a lasagna from scratch once. I’ll miss Scratch he was a lovely dog.
8:42 PM - 25 Mar 2016

Twitter
ImKevinKnight‏
@ImKevinKnight
I made Chili con Carne from scratch.
I’ll miss scratch, he was a good dog!...
#badjokefriday
2:40 AM - 1 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, December 04, 2017 • Permalink