A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 02, 2019
“I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me…” (joke)

“’This may be the wine talking’ – Drunk Ventriloquist” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Steve on August 18, 2014. “I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me. I didn’t know whether it was her or the alcohol talking” was posted on Twitter by Pun Intended on June 29, 2019.

“I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me… I didn’t know whether it was her or the beer talking” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 2, 2019.


Twitter
Steve
@ScallywagSteve
“This may be the wine talking” – Drunk Ventriloquist
11:55 AM - 18 Aug 2014

Twitter
Pun Intended
@Snikoggs
I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me.
I didn’t know whether it was her or the alcohol talking.
12:01 PM - 29 Jun 2019

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me.
I didn’t know whether it was her or the beer talking.
4:32 AM - 1 Jul 2019

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me.\
I didn’t know whether it was her or the beer talking.
8:10 AM - 1 Jul 2019

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 2, 2019
I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me…
I didn’t know whether it was her or the beer talking…

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 2, 2019
I met a drunk ventriloquist who said she wanted to sleep with me but I didn’t know whether it was her or the beer talking.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 02, 2019 • Permalink