A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 10, 2017
“I met someone else who urinates on fruit. We’re going to go on a date”

“Go on a date” doesn’t mean to “go” (urinate) on a “date” (fruit), but there have been several puns. “Let’s go on a date! I love urinating on fruit, don’t you?” was posted on Twitter on January 8, 2012.
   
“I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit. Next week we’re going to go on a date” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 11, 2017.
 
   
Twitter
sweaty five dollars‏
@iscoff
Let’s go on a date! I love urinating on fruit, don’t you?
6:19 AM - 6 Jan 2012
 
Twitter
Gladstone doesn’t get why this site accepts Nazis‏Verified account
@WGladstone
If you didn’t want to urinate on a Mediterranean fruit together why did you agree to “go on a date with me”?!?
1:32 PM - 13 Aug 2013
 
Twitter
wheredjaigo‏
@JaiDemeule
Some guy asked me to go on a date with him. No I will not urinate on food you sick fuck…I can’t even aim that well.
12:34 AM - 28 Sep 2017
 
Reddit—Jokes
I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit…
submitted November 11, 2017 by croutonianemperor
Next week we’re going to go on a date
 
Twitter
Lizeth Walton‏
@lizeth_walton
I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit…
9:00 PM - 10 Nov 2017 (Posted after the above.—ed.)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, November 10, 2017 • Permalink


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