“I named my eraser Confidence. Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make” is a joke that was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on June 20, 2013. “Smaller and smaller” is sometimes used. “I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make” was posted on Twitter by jake mason.on November 21, 2013.
“Trust is like an eraser— it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake” is another saying about an eraser.
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] June 20, 2013
I named my eraser Confidence.
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Twitter
marceline the vampire queen
@liv_outloud
@DCBry “I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller with every mistake I make. “
5:50 PM - 25 Aug 2013
Twitter
heath
@DirtSpa
i named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller with every mistake i make
haha
9:30 PM - 30 Aug 2013
Twitter
jake mason.
@Ferrokenisis
I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make
12:30 PM - 21 Nov 2013
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 8, 2016
I named my eraser Confidence…
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/cleb4411 April 15, 2018
I named my eraser Confidence…
Because it gets smaller with every mistake I make
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod March 9, 2019
I named my eraser Confidence
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BurnMeToTheOcean March 15, 2019
I named my eraser confidence.
Because it gets smaller and smaller with every mistake I make.
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod July 13, 2019
I named my eraser Confidence, because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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