A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from May 31, 2020
“I named my stomach Budapest, Because it is the capital of Hungry”

The country of Hungary should not be confused with “hungry,” but there are jokes.

This was posted on Twitter by Taylor Burkhalter on January 6, 2018:

“I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, ’Man, Budapest is going to love this.’ They asked who Budapest was. I said ’I named my stomach Budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY’ and that’s when they stopped calling me son.”


Wikipedia: Budapest
Budapest (/ˈbuːdəpɛst/, Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈbudɒpɛʃt]) is the capital and the most populous city of Hungary, and the ninth-largest city in the European Union by population within city limits. The city has an estimated population of 1,752,286 over a land area of about 525 square kilometres (203 square miles). Budapest is both a city and county, and forms the centre of the Budapest metropolitan area, which has an area of 7,626 square kilometres (2,944 square miles) and a population of 3,303,786, comprising 33% of the population of Hungary. 

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Taylor Burkhalter
@TLBurkhalter
I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said, “Man, Budapest is going to love this.” They asked who Budapest was. I said “I named my stomach Budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me son
3:21 PM · Jan 6, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Lord NASA
@rocketace99
I tend to get angry when im hungry. So, I named my stomach Budapest because it’s the capital of Hungary.
6:48 AM · Jan 8, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bryan Wachter
@chase044
I named my stomach Budapest, because it’s the capital of Hungary.
8:53 PM · Jan 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Greg Williams
@k4hsm
One Christmas I was having dinner with the family and said “Boy Budapest is going to LOVE this dinner”.
“What about Budapest?” my grandmother asked.
“I named my stomach Budapest, because it’s the capital of HUNGRY!”
Aaaaand that’s when the family disowned me.
1:03 PM · Jan 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
JojoBinx
@binx_jojo
Here, have a meme: I was home for Christmas and my parents cooked a beef tenderloin. I said , “Man, Budapest is going to love this.” They asked who Budapest was. I said “I named my stomach Budapest because it’s the capital of HUNGRY” and that’s when they stopped calling me son.
12:40 AM · Jan 11, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/stlnthngs August 15, 2018
I named my stomach Budapest
Because its the capitol of Hungary

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/cyclopropagative May 31, 2020
I named my stomach Budapest,
Because it is the capital of Hungry.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, May 31, 2020 • Permalink