A joke about scheduling an appointment was posted on Twitter by Marf on September 1, 2017:
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
The receptionist meant 10 o’clock, but the person heard 10 appointments.
Twitter
Marf
@MarfSalvador
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
8:42 AM - 1 Sep 2017
Twitter
ad@m
@adamduplooy
Me: I need a dentist’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
@geordiedentist
12:20 PM - 1 Sep 2017
Reddit—Jokes
I called the Doctors to schedule an appointment…
submitted September 3, 2017 by CrypticKaxar
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment…
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?...
Me: No, I don’t need that many
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Marf
@MarfSalvador
Me: I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
8:42 AM - Sep 1, 2017
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Dad: I need a doctor’s appointment (self.dadjokes)
submitted January 19, 2018 by MaNafxGhala
Receptionist: Ok (checks bookings) how about 11 tomorrow?
Dad: No, I don’t need that many.
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Me: “I need a doctor’s appointment.” (self.dadjokes)
submitted May 14, 2018 by Mudpucket1969
Receptionist : “How about 10 tomorrow?”
Me: “No thanks. I don’t need that many.”
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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