A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 26, 2017
“I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of Scotch”

"Glasses” can mean eyeglasses, but it can also mean drinking glasses. “I’ve been writing for 40min and my head is spinning already. I think I need glasses. two glasses. of wine” was posted on Twitter on January 5, 2013. “I was skeptical when the doctor said that I needed glasses, but two glasses of vodka later, I know he was right” was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2013.

“I need glasses to see my family, specifically two glasses of scotch” was posted on Twitter on August 8, 2017.


Twitter
Carla Quevedo‏
@lodecarlaqueved
I’ve been writing for 40min and my head is spinning already. I think I need glasses. two glasses. of wine.
4:29 PM - 5 Jan 2013

Twitter
Eastwood‏
@Eagle_Vision
I was skeptical when the doctor said that I needed glasses, but two glasses of vodka later, I know he was right.
10:39 PM - 18 Jun 2013

Twitter
Eulalio Magana‏
@comedyasylum
My doctor said I need glasses.
At a bar; *Two glasses of wine, please. Dr’s orders.”
5:45 AM - 20 Sep 2015

Twitter
Randy Asakura‏
@RandyAsakura
I need glasses to see my family, specifically two glasses of scotch
11:09 PM - 8 Aug 2017

Facebook
Brash Candicoot
August 8, 2017 ·
It’s kinda sad, I need glasses to see my family. Specifically two glasses, of scotch.

Twitter
Joseph Davis‏
@BigDaddyDavis45
It usually takes me using my glasses to see my family… particularly two glasses
(of whiskey)
8:48 PM - 10 Aug 2017 from Matthews, NC

Twitter
FRANK THOMAS‏
@MessyGallo
Replying to @EvanLucado92
I need my glasses when I see my family.  Preferably two glasses of scotch.
8:38 AM - 11 Aug 2017

Twitter
Swedish Canary‏
@SwedishCanary
I need glasses to see my family… specifically two glasses of Scotch…
5:37 PM - 12 Oct 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I need glasses to see my family
submitted October 26, 2017 by evolution1964
Specifically, two glasses of scotch.

Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me‏
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
I need glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses of scotch.
2:06 AM - 27 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, October 26, 2017 • Permalink