A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“There are over 7,500 different types of apple, but only one ‘apple juice‘“ (3/20)
“Alcohol you later” (3/20)
“Our town is so small we don’t have a town drunk, so we all take turns” (3/20)
“If you pay for service by the hour, you buy hours and not service” (3/20)
Texalina (Texas + Carolina) barbecue (3/19)
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Entry from May 31, 2017
“I need to find a way to be asleep, but still get all my work done”

"I need to find a way to be asleep. but still get all my work done” is a jocular one-line work saying. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2010.


Twitter
Alex‏
@superhicee
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done…
4:50 AM - 9 Dec 2010

Twitter
Fee‏
@_feebags_
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done
5:20 AM - 9 Dec 2010

Twitter
Lauren‏
@pooter50
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
10:03 AM - 9 Dec 2010

Twitter
Robert‏
@giganut
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done. http://ow.ly/9IWqg #lol #F4F #RT #TFB #USA #UK #lmao #NYC #funny
1:32 AM - 19 May 2012

Funny Status
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all…
July 16, 2013 Work Status Updates
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
4:15 PM - 30 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, May 31, 2017 • Permalink