A “highway” is not necessarily for people who are “high,” but a joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2018:
“I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.”
Reddit—Oneliners
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
submitted July 10, 2018 by brendan_07
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Afrika Now
@WokeAFRIKAN
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
12:15 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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OneLiners
@OneLinersOnly
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
1:22 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
2:00 PM - 10 Jul 2018
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JokeFarm
@_JokeFarm
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way. #joke #jokes
7:21 PM - 10 Jul 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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