A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 10, 2018
“I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way”

A “highway” is not necessarily for people who are “high,” but a joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on July 10, 2018:

“I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.”


Reddit—Oneliners
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
submitted July 10, 2018 by brendan_07

Twitter
Afrika Now
@WokeAFRIKAN
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
12:15 PM - 10 Jul 2018

Twitter
OneLiners
@OneLinersOnly
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
1:22 PM - 10 Jul 2018

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Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way.
2:00 PM - 10 Jul 2018

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JokeFarm
@_JokeFarm
I never drive on back roads after smoking marijuana, because it’s not the high way. #joke #jokes
7:21 PM - 10 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, July 10, 2018 • Permalink