A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 22, 2018
“I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now change your Facebook status”

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now change your Facebook status”—a joke illustrating the importance of social media—has been printed on several images. The usual saying is “You may now kiss the bride,” but changing a Facebook status from “single” to “married” is more important than that.

“I pronounce you man and wife. You may now change your Facebook status” was posted on Twitter on July 17, 2008. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook relationship status” was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2009.


Wikipedia: Facebook
Facebook is an American for-profit corporation and an online social media and social networking service based in Menlo Park, California. The Facebook website was launched on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerberg, along with fellow Harvard College students and roommates, Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes.

Twitter
Alia, The ✊🏽‏
@thealia
“I pronounce you man and wife. You may now change your Facebook status.”
9:33 AM - 17 Jul 2008

Twitter
John O’Connell‏
@johnoconnell
Replying to @irishstu
@irishstu by the power vested in me by the state of ireland I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now update your facebook status.
6:57 AM - 28 May 2009

Twitter
bryan knauber‏
@blk
“I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook relationship status.”
2:09 PM - 27 Jun 2009

Twitter
Nathan Dintenfass‏
@ndintenfass
At a wedding this weekend the officiant replaced the traditional “you may now kiss...” with “you may now change your Facebook status.”
1:35 AM - 20 Jul 2009

Twitter
Michael B. Binge-watching‏
@michaelcollado
“I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now change your Facebook relationship status” http://youtube.com/watch?v=VSkT5XykJzo
10:21 PM - 4 Dec 2009

Twitter
Stuart Collyer‏
@MrStuy
I reckon the future of marriage consists of the Vicar saying “You may now change your Facebook relationship statuses to ‘Married’.”
12:48 PM - 11 Mar 2010

Twitter
Sebastian Bonholt‏
@Sebbe_Munich
You may now change your facebook status ^^ #wedding
8:35 AM - 27 Mar 2010

Twitter
Charissa Fontillas‏
@charissacarmela
CONGRATS ms. A and mr. Glass! So happy for you guys! “@minhdinh: I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now change your facebook status”
5:58 PM - 20 Nov 2010

The Coordinated Bride
I Pronounce You Husband and Wife! You May Now Change Your Facebook Status
by Juliette McKay | Aug 28, 2017 | Blue, Certified Coordinated Bride, Color Inspiration

Twitter
Casa Loma‏
@CasaLomaToronto
I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now update your Facebook status đź’Ť #weddingwednesday #wedluxe #casaloma #castle #toronto #museum #tourism #luxury #events #bride #groom #flowers #pink @LibertyGroup @rachelaclingen @wedluxe
11:53 AM - 17 Jan 2018 from Toronto, Ontario

Twitter
Living Sarcasm‏
@SarcasmLiving
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
9:21 PM - 21 Feb 2018

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