A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 14, 2022
“I once entered the World Kleptomaniac Championships. I took gold, silver and bronze”

"I entered a kleptomania competition. I got gold, silver and bronze” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 28, 2019, and again on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 21, 2019.

“I once entered the World Kleptomaniac Championships. I took gold, silver and bronze” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man on December 22, 2020. The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 23, 2020, and again on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 15, 2021.


Wikipedia: Kleptomania
Kleptomania is the inability to resist the urge to steal items, usually for reasons other than personal use or financial gain. First described in 1816, kleptomania is classified in psychiatry as an impulse control disorder..

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TommehBoi May 28, 2019
I entered a kleptomania competition.
I got gold, silver and bronze.

Twitter
Benjo Kablui
@Radio_Alergy
I entered a kleptomania competition.
I got gold, silver and bronze.
11:04 PM · Jun 11, 2019·Flamingo for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 21, 2019
I entered a kleptomania competition.
I got gold, silver and bronze.

Twitter
Jee Barnes
@thatburnleylass
i entered a kleptomania competition and i got gold, silver and bronze
1:00 PM · Jul 20, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CoolEqual February 4, 2020
I entered a kleptomania competition..
I got a gold, silver and bronze.

Twitter
Boardgames & Bourbon
@gamesandbourbon
I entered a Kleptomania competition.
Already took gold, bronze, and silver.
11:53 PM · Feb 6, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Andy
@Andino1974
Replying to @eljgales2
Wow, I got Gold, Silver and Bronze in the national kleptomania championships.
12:30 PM · Sep 1, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I once entered the World Kleptomaniac Championships.
I took gold, silver and bronze.
4:02 PM · Dec 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD December 23, 2020
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships…
I took gold, silver and bronze.

Twitter
Dad
@ImYourDad___
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships…
I took gold, silver and bronze.
12:51 PM · Dec 23, 2020·IFTTT

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships…
I took gold, silver and bronze.
2:55 PM · Dec 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/zu-den-sternen July 15, 2021
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze.
4:23 PM · Jul 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
𝕶𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖙
@KevinSecular2
I entered a kleptomania competition..
I got the gold, silver and bronze.
5:41 AM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter Web App

LaffGaff
Kleptomaniac Championships
January 15, 2022 by laffgaff
I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.
I took gold, silver, and bronze.

Posted by Barry Popik
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