A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 30, 2020
“I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a…” (joke)

A “Child Abuse Hotline” is usually to report about abuse to children, but a joke has it that the hotline is to get abuse from children.

“I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off” was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on August 1, 2017. “I phone‌‌d th‌‌e Chil‌‌d Abus‌‌e Hotline. A ki‌‌d answered‌‌, calle‌‌d m‌‌e ‌‌a cun‌‌t the‌‌n hun‌‌g up” was posted on Reddit—Jokes by May 30, 2020.


Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
4:44 PM · Aug 1, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dad Jokes Etc
@DadJokesEtc
I phoned the child abuse hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off !!!
2:15 AM · Aug 2, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Mann What Do I know. 🗯
@paulmann55
I called the child abuse hotline.....
Frikkin kid told me to piss off…
11:45 PM · Aug 3, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
A Monkeys Butler
@RonHunterRadio
So, I called the child abuse hotline…
Some kid answered, called me a doodie head, jerkey face and hung up…
2:32 PM · Aug 10, 2017·Facebook

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a A** Hole and told me to eff off.
7:55 PM · Aug 28, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/thewargingned April 13, 2018
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt then hung up.

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me an A....... and told me to eff off.
9:35 AM · Oct 6, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/vpetrychuk May 30, 2020
‌‌I phone‌‌d th‌‌e Chil‌‌d Abus‌‌e Hotline.
A ki‌‌d answered‌‌, calle‌‌d m‌‌e ‌‌a cun‌‌t the‌‌n hun‌‌g up.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Saturday, May 30, 2020 • Permalink