A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 16, 2019
“I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more”

"I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some more” is a jocular saying about running that has been printed on many images. “I ran twice today, first i ran out of beer and i ran to the store to get some more” was posted on Twitter by Mitch_Cormier5 on August 24, 2015. The joke probably originated from an image.


Twitter
Mitch_Cormier5
@MitchCormier5
I ran twice today, first i ran out of beer and i ran to the store to get some more
8:56 PM - 24 Aug 2015

Facebook
White Tiger LLC
January 11, 2016 ·
I Ran Twice Today First I Ran Out Of Beer Then I Ran To Get More Beer
Printed on over 100 different styles & colors of shirts as well as everything from sweat shirts, coffee cups, tank tops, flasks, bags, buttons, magnets, yard signs, and much more….
http://www.cafepress.com/whitetiger_llc/2492662
#patriotgraphics #WhiteTigerLLC #ranforbeer #beer

Twitter
Logan Michael
@Loganmichael20
I ran twice today.... First I ran out of beer, then I ran to get some more
10:42 PM - 29 Aug 2016

Twitter
Sochill
@sochill116
“Look at that guy running “
“I ran twice yesterday “
“Really”
“Yeah I ran out of beer and went to get some “
1:58 PM - 30 Aug 2016

Facebook
Speedway
August 3, 2018 ·
I ran twice today...🏃🏃
First I ran out of beer, then I ran to get some more! 🍺
Happy #internationalbeerday! Speedway reminds everyone to drink responsibly! 🍻

Twitter
Shaq the Pug
@shaqthepug
I ran twice today....First I ran out of beer, then I ran to go get some more! 🍻
9:38 AM - 11 Apr 2018

YourTango
39 Best Beer Puns And Beer Memes For National Beer Day (And, Well, Every Day)
Nicole Bradley-Bernard
April 7, 2019
(...)
34. You do what you gotta do.
“I ran twice today. First I ran out of beer, and then I ran to get some.”

Twitter
Just Funnies
@just_funnies
I ran twice a day first I ran out of beer and then I ran to get some more
#JustFunnies
11:01 AM - 15 Apr 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Tuesday, April 16, 2019 • Permalink