A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 07, 2021
“I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees…”

"I decided to become a fruitarian! Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree! Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Jane Cruickshank on April 8, 2018. “I tried being a fruitarian, it is where you only eat things that have fallen from trees. I only lasted one day. All I ate was 3 apples and an owl. (Joe Lycett)” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 13, 2018.

The joke is from British comedian and television presenter Joe Lycett.


Wikipedia: Joe Lycett
Joe Harry Lycett (born 5 July 1988) is a British comedian and television presenter.

Twitter
Sarah Jane Cruickshank
@FXLadySarah
I decided to become a fruitarian!
Meaning I only eat things that naturally fall from a tree!
Yesterday I had 2 apples and an Owl!
4:00 AM · Apr 8, 2018·Facebook

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BloodyJonesy April 13, 2018
I tried being a fruitarian
I tried being a fruitarian, it is where you only eat things that have fallen from trees. I only lasted one day. All I ate was 3 apples and an owl. (Joe Lycett)

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/feedmesteak June 6, 2018
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees
I only lasted a day. All I had was 3 apples and an owl.

Twitter
Phil Spivey
@phil_spivey
Brilliant night seeing the wonderfully funny @joelycett one of my fave jokes. I am a fruitarian which means I only eat things that fall from trees.  Tonight I had a lovely meal of two apples, a pear and an owl.
5:36 PM · Jun 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Col
@countcol
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, where you can only eat things that fall from trees.
I only lasted a day. All I had was 3 apples and an owl!
5:51 AM · Jun 17, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Nuttin Toulouse
@SyarkWasangka
My colleague: I think I wanna try the fruitarian diet. I can only eat things that fall from a tree.
Me: so you’ll eat owls and squirrels?
3:11 AM · Sep 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
_raven_
@moon__69__
I recently became a fruitarian so I can only eat things that fall from trees.
I’ve just had an apple and an owl for lunch.
9:32 AM · Mar 3, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
dee lomas #FBPE #3.5% #FBPPR #GobShiteClub
@deelomas
I’ve recently become a fruitarian so i can only eat things that fall from trees.
For breakfast I had an apple and an owl…
7:30 AM · Apr 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
𝓢𝓪𝓼𝓼𝔂 𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓿𝔂 𝓐𝓭𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓻
@SassysavvyLia
I’ve recently become a fruitarian so I can only eat things that fall from trees.
For breakfast I had an apple.....
and a bat.......
#WednesdayThoughts
8:10 AM · Apr 21, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
I recently tried the fruitarian diet, you can only eat things that have fallen from trees.
I lasted a day.
I only ate 3 apples and a squirrel.
4:05 AM · Jun 8, 2021 from Kingsbury, England·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD June 8, 2021
I was told the fruitarian diet you only eat things that fall from trees.
So far today I’ve only eaten 3 apples and an owl.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, June 07, 2021 • Permalink