A “microbiologist” is not a very small biologist, but there are jokes.
“I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined” was posted on Twitter by Pete on January 2, 2017. “I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined” was posted on Sickipedia on January 3, 2017. (This was possibly posted before the January 2nd tweet because of time zone differences.) “I saw a microbiologist today, He was bigger than I imagined” was posted on Twitter by 馃帡 MOGGY 馃帡 later on January 3, 2017. The joke probably originated on the Sickipedia website.
Twitter
Pete
@Ho_Lord55
I saw a microbiologist today,
He was bigger than I imagined.
8:31 PM 路 Jan 2, 2017路Twitter for Android
Sickipedia
I saw a microbiologist today,
He was bigger than I imagined
Joke by Sickipedia verified_user[Mod] in Other - Wordplay 路 January 3, 2017 12:08 AM
Twitter
馃帡 MOGGY 馃帡
@DavidMoggy
I saw a microbiologist today,
He was bigger than I imagined.
4:59 AM 路 Jan 3, 2017 from Sutton, London路Twitter for Android
Twitter
Andrew Mexo O’Connor
@acmexo
I saw a microbiologist today,He was bigger than I imagined
6:10 AM 路 Jan 3, 2017路Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I saw a microbiologist today,
He was bigger than I imagined
7:27 PM 路 Jan 6, 2017路Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Bakchodi
Posted by u/Indian_Nazi January 6, 2017
I saw a microbiologist today…..
......He was bigger than I imagined
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/rumblefish65 March 1, 2017
I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I imagined.
Twitter
Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
I met a microbiologist today. You know what? They鈥檙e a lot bigger than I imagined.
8:16 PM 路 Apr 13, 2020路NorthernOvationMediaBot
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD February 23, 2021
I met a microbiologist yesterday…
He was bigger than I imagined.
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