A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 17, 2019
“I saw a sign on the train saying, ‘Please give this seat to an elderly person‘“ (joke)

Some seats on buses and trains—usually those near the exits—are suggested for the elderly and disabled. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 2, 2013:

“Saw a sign on the train saying ‘please give this seat to an elderly person’ so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house.”

The joke was originally posted on the Sickipedia website.


Twitter
robert adamantmad
@AdamAntLatest
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house
7:32 AM - 2 Jun 2013

Twitter
Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my grandads house.
7:33 AM - 2 Jun 2013

Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person"so i unscrewed it a… http://bit.ly/14kGg9e via @sickipedia
7:46 AM - 2 Jun 2013

23 October 2013, Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland), “Well, it is public transport” by Tam Cowan, pg. 13:
ON the bus last week, my pal saw a sign that said: “Please give this seat to an elderly person.”

So he unscrewed it and took it to his granny’s house.

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By Kevin Shadow-Walker
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2017
Pg. 45:
Saw a sign on the train saying “please give this seat to an elderly person” so i unscrewed it and took it to my granddads house.

Twitter
Your Village Head
@itsLachi
Saw a sign on the train saying, “Please give this seat to an elderly person.”
Can i unscrew it and take it to my Grandfather’s house??????.
🙋🙎
10:45 AM - 29 Dec 2018

Twitter
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
I saw a sign on the train saying “Please give this seat to an elderly person”.
So I unscrewed it and took it round to my granddads house…
5:26 AM - 17 Mar 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Sunday, March 17, 2019 • Permalink