A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 25, 2018
“I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, ‘Toilets closed‘“

"I saw a sign that made me piss myself. It said, ‘Toilets closed’” is a joke that has been printed on several images. “I saw a sign today that made me piss myself ‘toilets closed’” was posted on Twitter by Janie on January 28, 2011.

“I saw a sign that made me piss my self. It said ‘Bathroom closed’” was posted on Twitter by “A Donkey” on August 29, 2011. “I saw a sign that made me shit my pants. It said ‘bathroom closed’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 6, 2017. Authorship is unknown.


Twitter
Janie
@janiegammans
i saw a sign today that made me piss myself “toilets closed”
1:22 AM - 28 Jan 2011

Twitter
Lee Poulter
@leepoults
I saw a sign that made me piss myself.... Toilets closed
11:39 AM - 3 Feb 2011

Twitter
Rebecca D
@PeachyPT
I saw a sign today that made me pee myself. It said ‘toilets closed’
1:24 PM - 3 Feb 2011 from City of Bristol, England

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself…
‘toilets closed’.
7:04 PM - 31 Jul 2011

Twitter
A Donkey
@Voodoo_Curse_
I saw a sign that made me piss my self. It said “Bathroom closed” #LD
1:46 PM - 29 Aug 2011

Twitter
LOL
@_whatAlaugh_
I saw a sign the other day that made me piss myself it said
“bathroom closed”
5:40 AM - 2 Oct 2011

Twitter
Edward Bell
@EdDaWaffleHead
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself. It said Bathroom Closed
5:58 PM - 9 Nov 2011

Twitter
IronchefR$215
@Rphillip215
I saw a sign today that almost made me piss myself...it said..."BATHROOM CLOSED”
7:58 AM - 18 Jan 2012

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
@itsWillyFerrell
I saw a sign today that made me piss my pants!
It said “Bathroom closed.”
1:47 PM - 30 Jan 2012

Reddit—Jokes
I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants…
submitted April 4, 2012 by Fusion124
...it said “Bathroom Closed”

Reddit—Jokes
I saw a sign today that made me piss my pants!
submitted February 14, 2016 by Baym-n
It said “Bathroom closed.”

Reddit—Jokes
I saw a sign that made me shit my pants
submitted March 6, 2017 by sanjirou3
It said “bathroom closed”.

Reddit—Jokes
I saw a sign that made me shit myself
submitted April 28, 2017 by CH-LOL
It said “Bathroom closed”

Reddit—Jokes
Today i saw a sign that made me piss in my pants
submitted May 6, 2017 by iArcZ
“Bathroom closed”

Reddit—3amjokes
I saw a sign that made me shit myself self.3amjokes
Submitted August 25, 2018 by __Odelay__Commander Reposti
It said “Bathroom closed”

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