A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 20, 2020
“I saw two men in matching outfits, so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me!”

“I saw two men in matching outfits, so I asked them if they were gay. They arrested me!”—the men were police officers—was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 15, 2018, and on several other dates. The joke was posted on Twitter by “饾晵.” on February 18, 2015, and by vortex on June 7, 2017.
 
       
Twitter 
饾晵.
@AzaJabar
the other day I saw two jerk-offs wearing matching outfits,so I yelled “Hey faggots did you plan that?”
Anyways, they arrested me.
6:36 AM 路 Feb 18, 2015路Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter 
饢 vortex 饢
@SuupaSuS
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits, so naturally i asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.
12:42 PM 路 Jun 7, 2017路Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter 
Parker
@panoparker
Saw two guys wearing the matching outfits so I went up to them and asked if their mum dressed them.
Then they arrested me.
3:43 PM 路 Jan 16, 2018路TweetDeck
 
Twitter 
Jeffrey
@1deadcafe1
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits, so I asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.
6:52 PM 路 May 11, 2018路Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter 
mindofmyown
@dirtyozzy
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits, so I asked if they were Gay…
They arrested me!
2:18 AM 路 May 15, 2018路Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/AzorAhai96 July 15, 2018
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.
   
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/duncan_D_sorderly February 12, 2019
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits, and asked them if they were gay.
They arrested me.
   
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/pur__0_0__ July 13, 2019
A saw two men wearing matching outfits. So I asked them if they were gay.
They arrested me.
     
Twitter 
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay ?
They arrested me
10:54 AM 路 Aug 21, 2019路Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 November 6, 2019
I saw 2 guys in matching outfits and asked if they were gay…
They arrested me.
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freecain
Firemen are jerks.
   
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/RayInRed January 22, 2020
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits,
and I asked if they were gay.
They arrested me.
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/Alex-Lite April 21, 2020
I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay
They arrested me

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Monday, April 20, 2020 • Permalink


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