A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 31, 2020
“I sexually identify as a microwave dinner…” (joke)

"I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Lisa Marie on October 7, 2017. (The tweet is now private.) The joke has been printed on many images.

“I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate” was posted on Twitter by 𝑺.𝑴. 𝑷𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒙✍🏼 on March 11, 2020. “I sexually identify as a microwave meal. I come ready in 3 minutes and look fuck all like the picture” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on December 31, 2020.


Twitter
Ulysses Alonso
@Ulysses_AF
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos.
11:24 AM · Oct 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
alejandra ♥
@alejandranday
i identify as a microwave dinner. i’m usually ready in 5 minutes but i never look like my photos
12:49 PM · Oct 11, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

BuzzFeed
Posted on Dec 26, 2017
15 Tweets That Have Nothing In Common But Are All Hilarious
“I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos.”

by Farrah Penn
BuzzFeed Staff Writer
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8.
🎄Marie Christmas🎄
@xLiserx
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in 5 minutes but don’t look anything like my photos.
01:30 PM - 07 Oct 2017

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CrefyHun May 4, 2018
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner
I’m done in five minutes, look nothing like the picture and you can always find me in the corner store

Twitter
𝑺.𝑴. 𝑷𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒙✍🏼
@SMxPhoenix
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
8:37 PM · Mar 11, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Casi Bower
@casijobower
“ I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in five minutes look nothing like my photos and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate” -no idea who said this but found it saved in notes on my phone
4:52 PM · Dec 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Buster
@xeepo
I sexually identify as a microwave meal. I’m ready in three minutes and don’t look anything like my pics
9:22 AM · Dec 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
debrat
@stepdxd
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner because I’m ready in five minutes, look nothing like my pictures and I’m satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
3:59 AM · Dec 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD December 31, 2020
I sexually identify as a microwave meal.
I come ready in 3 minutes and look fuck all like the picture

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, December 31, 2020 • Permalink