"Rock bottom” is the lowest level or point. A joke about stone statues is:
“I slapped a statue’s ass. I’ve officially hit rock bottom.”
“I slapped a statue on the butt and thats when I knew I had hit rock bottom” was cited in October 2013.
Merriam-Webster Dictionary
rock bottom
noun
: the lowest possible level or point
soundsafari
a punny history of my stoopid facebook statuses’s.
This entry was posted in Silliness on October 13, 2013.
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I slapped a statue on the butt and thats when I knew I had hit rock bottom.
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Claire
@MrsVanchaMarch
I didn’t know how much I was into spanking until I slapped a statue’s ass. That’s when I knew I hit rock bottom.
4:39 PM - 27 Jul 2014
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roland roque
@rolandroq
over the past year my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse;but it wasn’t until i slapped a statue i realised i’d hit rock bottom.
12:44 PM - 31 Jul 2014
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Seth Tigner
@SethTigner
@Benairen I’ve always had a drinking problem, but it wasn’t until I slapped a statues ass that I knew I had hit rock bottom.
5:37 PM - 2 Aug 2014
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【ツ】Mark
@vbloke
For the purposes of this joke, I slapped a statue on the backside.
I’ve officially hit rock bottom.
9:21 AM - 25 Jun 2015
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Terrible Jokes
@doyouevenjoke
I slapped a statues arse…
I think I hit rock bottom
4:59 PM - 1 Oct 2015
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Kago Relaeng
@idiocraticret
Just slapped a statue on the ass....I have literally just hit rock bottom
10:13 AM - 20 Dec 2015
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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