"Chauffeur” can sound like “show for.” “I hate my job as a personal limo driver. A lot of long hours with nothing to chauffeur it...” was posted on Twitter by 馃帡 MOGGY 馃帡 on August 21, 2013.
“Just paid $350 on a limo, but found out it didn’t include a driver. All that money with nothing to chauffeur it” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 7, 2019.
Twitter
馃帡 MOGGY 馃帡
@DavidMoggy
I hate my job as a personal limo driver. A lot of long hours with nothing to chauffeur it…
9:18 AM 路 Aug 21, 2013 from Tamworth, England路Twitter for Android
Twitter
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
Did you hear about the limo driver that drove around for 10 years without a single client?
All that time wasted with nothing to chauffeur it.
11:54 PM 路 Mar 1, 2018 from Pleasant Hill, CA路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Z L
@DiscreetlyDead
Replying to @Kitboga
My friend paid $300 for a limousine, only to not realize his fee did not include the cost of a driver. So he paid $300 for a limo with nothing to chauffeur it.
1:57 PM 路 Oct 16, 2018路Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
brooklynpossum
@brooklynpossum
I RENTED A LIMO FOR 300$ AND THEN FOUND OUT IT DIDNT INCLUDE A DRIVER.
I CANT BELIEVE I SPENT ALL THAT MONEY WITH NOTHING TO CHAUFFEUR IT
7:31 AM 路 Apr 17, 2019路Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Charlie2Cool May 7, 2019
Just paid $350 on a limo, but found out it didn’t include a driver
All that money with nothing to chauffeur it
Reddit—Jokes
Posted byu/P4LS_ThrillyV July 24, 2020
My friend just hired a limo for 拢1000 but it didn’t come with a driver
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My friend just hired a limo for 拢1000 but it didn’t come with a driver.
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it.
2:45 PM 路 Jul 24, 2020路Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/02K30C1 July 29, 2020
My friend hired a limo for $1000, but it didn鈥檛 come with a driver
Imagine spending all that money with nothing to chauffeur it
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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