A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 07, 2019
“I taught my daughter what the word ‘bargain’ meant” (joke)

"I’d like to thank the person who taught me the meaning of the word ‘bargain’, it means a great deal” was posted on Twitter by Spocksgoat on December 17, 2014. A form of the joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 11, 2018, where a man says “Bargain” at a funeral, and the widow says, “Thank you. It means a great deal.” (Other versions of this have the man say “Plethora,” and the widow say, “Thank you. It means a lot.")

“I also taught my daughter to use the word bargain. She said, ‘thanks, Dad, that means a great deal’” was posted on Twitter by Double Lebrontondre on September 17, 2018.


Twitter
Spocksgoat 🖖 🐐
@spocksgoat
I’d like to thank the person who taught me the meaning of the word ‘bargain’, it means a great deal.
2:56 PM - 17 Dec 2014

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BenNCM May 11, 2018
A woman is sitting at her husband’s funeral listening to the eulogies being read…
A man in the pew behind her leans forward to ask, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, not at all”, she replies.

The man stands and clears his throat.

“Bargain”, he says, and sits back down.

“Thank you”, the woman responds, “it means a great deal.”

Twitter
Double Lebrontondre
@Trilliam_Yeats
I also taught my daughter to use the word bargain. She said, “thanks, Dad, that means a great deal.”
12:29 AM - 17 Sep 2018 from Pleasant Hill, CA

Twitter
The Carvery
@CarveryThe
Just taught my friend the word bargain, he said “thanks it means a great deal”
1:25 AM - 23 Sep 2018

Twitter
Interyon #ioNInter
@lnteryon
I taught my daughter how to use the word “bargain”
She said, “Thanks dad, that means a great deal”
4:52 PM - 24 Sep 2018

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/vaxis2113 November 20, 2018
The nicest thing you could ever do for someone is define the word “bargain”.
It means a great deal.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
The nicest thing you could ever do for someone is define the word “bargain”.
It means a great deal.
4:37 PM - 20 Nov 2018

LaffGaff
By laffgaff April 3, 2019
Funny Bargain Joke
I taught my daughter what the word bargain meant.
She said, “Thanks Dad. That means a great deal.”

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto April 6, 2019
I just explained to my daughter the meaning of the word ‘bargain’.
I think it meant a great deal to her.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, April 07, 2019 • Permalink