A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from September 26, 2020
“I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair”

"Stair” shouldn’t be confused with “stare,” but there are jokes. “And the time I confused a builder by wanting an unpainted set of steps. He just gave me a blank stair” was posted on Twitter by Simon on July 10, 2012.

“I told the builder I didn’t want carpeted steps… He gave me a blank stair” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 19, 2017. “I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 28, 2018. “I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 23, 2020.


Twitter
Simon
@SimonFr
And the time I confused a builder by wanting an unpainted set of steps. He just gave me a blank stair.
12:04 PM · Jul 10, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ign1fy March 19, 2017
I told the builder I didn’t want carpeted steps…
He gave me a blank stair.

Twitter
Dad’s Garbage quotes
@DadAccessories
I told the builder I didn’t want carpeted steps…
He gave me a blank stair.
11:49 PM · Mar 18, 2017·Twitter Web Client (Posted after the above.—ed.)

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/mr_snipeypants November 28, 2018
I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
10:30 AM · Nov 29, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/uhavethebiggay September 23, 2020
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

LaffGaff
Carpeted Steps
September 25, 2020 by laffgaff
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Saturday, September 26, 2020 • Permalink