A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 21, 2022
“I took my dead cat to a taxidermist, but they stuffed the wrong end. It was a cat-ass-trophy”

“Catastrophe” shouldn’t be confused with “cat ass trophy,” but there are jokes.
       
“I thought a catastrophe was when the taxidermist stuffed the wrong end ofthat cougar you shot…” was posted on the newsgroup rec.gardens on March 9, 1997. “Catastrophe: Taxidermist mounted the wrong end of the lion” was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.arthritis on December 1, 1999. “Someone took their deceased cat to a taxidermist but they stuffed the wrong end… It was a cat-ass-trophy” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 2, 2018.
     
“Why do big-game hunters mount lions’ heads?”/“To mount the other end would be a catastrophe” is the joke without use of “taxidermist.”
     
       
Google Groups: rec.gardens
Moss Prevention
Bill Morgan
Mar 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
I thought a catastrophe was when the taxidermist stuffed the wrong end ofthat cougar you shot…
     
Google Groups: alt.support.arthritis
Bad Bad AOL
Fire Chief
Dec 1, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
... Catastrophe: Taxidermist mounted the wrong end of the lion.
   
Twitter
Milo P
@milo_price
“I sent that lion I shot to the taxidermist, but he mounted the wrong end!” said Tom catastrophically.
12:26 PM · Aug 15, 2014 from Seattle, WA·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Edward Beef
@EdBeef
I once went hunting in my local park. Shot a feline but it was ugly and the taxidermist stuffed the wrong end!!
It was a cat ass trophy
4:46 AM · Jul 30, 2015·TweetCaster for Android
   
Twitter
Simon “Si Spurrier” Spurrier
@sispurrier
That horrible moment when your taxidermist stuffs and displays the wrong end of your cherished pet. A genuine cat ass trophy.
8:15 AM · Dec 11, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TheOtherHoboBeard March 2, 2018
Someone took their deceased cat to a taxidermist but they stuffed the wrong end…
It was a cat-ass-trophy.
     
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My mate took his dead cat to a taxidermist, but they stuffed the wrong end. It was a cat-ass-trophy.
5:26 AM · Mar 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
CHIEF GROWTH OFFICER of COMICSGATE
@EthanVanSciver
My friend took his dead cat to the taxidermist and they completely screwed it up and stuffed the wrong end.
It’s a cat-ass-trophy.
7:59 PM · Mar 4, 2018·Twitter for iPad
 
Reddit—ApparentJokes
Posted by u/DokCyb July 5, 2021
My mate took his dead cat to a taxidermist, but they stuffed the wrong end. It was a cat-ass-trophy.
My mate took his dead cat to a taxidermist, but they stuffed the wrong end. It was a cat-ass-trophy.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/AllylTeapot February 21, 2022
The taxidermist mounted the wrong end of my prize lion on the wall.
It’s a catastrophe!

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